bank robbery

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by MBULLET4058 (awww. see? i knew my opinion mattered to you!) on Saturday, 09-Jan-2010 22:25:17

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

Post 2 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Sunday, 10-Jan-2010 3:10:06

muhahaha.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 10-Jan-2010 10:41:12

oh wow...

Post 4 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Sunday, 10-Jan-2010 11:02:27

hahahahahahahahahahahahhaah a little disgusting, but wonderful too.

Post 5 by CrystalSapphire (Uzuri uongo ndani) on Friday, 15-Jan-2010 14:55:29

omg lol

Post 6 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 15-Jan-2010 16:37:00

totally didn't expect that ending. lol

Post 7 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 16-Jan-2010 0:11:10

This joke is lame. Not funny.
Am I the only one who doesn't get it?

Post 8 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Saturday, 30-Jan-2010 2:03:22

Ug, um...?lol

Post 9 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Saturday, 30-Jan-2010 16:16:07

I don't get it either...

Post 10 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Saturday, 30-Jan-2010 17:11:28

I think I do, but I am not sure.

I think it was her husband or her boy friend with the ski mask and him telling her that swallowing it isn't bad?

Just a guess.